Thursday 29 November 2012

Things I Hate Thursday: The Perks of Being a Wallflower


Welcome to a new feature on Expect Cowgirls!  Every Thursday, or whenever I feel like it, I'm going to complain about stuff I don't like and pass it off as Writing, because you can do stuff like that when you have a blog and probably your friends will still read it anyway.


This first Things I Hate Thursday post is dedicated in controversy to Stephen Chbosky and his book The Perks of Being a Wallflower, which you probably know because everyone was reading it back in about year 12 and talking about how flippin' great it was.

 


I guess they were high, because this book totally sucks.  The storyline is pretty familiar - some awkward high-school age kid experiments with drugs and sexuality and deals with Issues, and as we go we learn a bit about his inner turmoil and dark past.  (See also: Degrassi, Clueless.)  I guess Chbosky figured that since these kinds of texts have a lot in common, it would be easy to just throw together all the old cliches and a few pop culture references and impress everyone.


And he was right, because I've never heard anyone else say they didn't like it.  It was so popular they've even made a movie of it and I just do not get it.  Honestly, it's so generic you could be forgiven for thinking it's a parody of the genre. I don't see how anyone could genuinely enjoy it unless it's the first book they've ever read; if that's the case, I do concede that the ideas will seem quite fresh.

 


I hated this book so much I wanted to stop reading, which I almost never do, but a friend convinced me that the amazing twist ending would make my suffering worthwhile.  I was thinking from page one that the ending was super obvious, so I was surprised to hear that and really interested to find out what the crazy twist would be!


Turns out it was only a twist if you had skipped past page one... and every other page in the book... and never read a book like this before.


I don't want to give away any spoilers that Chbosky himself doesn't give away, so I will tell just you what it says at the very start: when Charlie, the protagonist, was a little kid, his aunt used to live with their family, until she died.  Although he has a brother and sister, Charlie was always her special favourite nephew; they were really close and used to hang out a lot.  He's pretty sad about her death, since they were really close.  Really close, you guys.
 
 
Honestly, "it was all a dream" would've been more original.


In conclusion, if you find Mills and Boon plotlines too hard to follow and were shocked when Ross and Rachel got together, The Perks of Being a Wallflower is the book for you. 

4 comments:

  1. Much funnier than any of your positive reviews. You just made Thursday may favourite non-Friday weekday.

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  2. I laughed so hard.

    I have a confession to make: I have never read it.

    I don't know if I failed at being an angsty teenager in the past, or fail at being a librarian now.

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  3. Haha! When I saw you left a comment I thought I was about to get in trouble with a librarian, so glad it's actually you who is the naughty kid now.

    Really, you should not read this book. It is not as bad as 50 Shades, but I think it is worse than Twilight. Come to thnk of it, all my hipster friends who loved this book were also inexplicably into Twilight...

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